PAP smears- feet up in the stirrups- it is usually drafty- with your pikachu hanging out  ,under a spotlight,..and then comes the cold gooey K-Y smeared on a cold hard speculum like cake frosting-'cept there aint nothing sweet about this experiance- because next comes the pain and pressure of the duck bill shapped instrument glinding into your vagina-and it pinches like hell- and goes "click click click" .. ouch ouch ouch!  gotta be sure not...

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