I posted this before but have added a new verse so check it out if you need a smile today! Good luck everyone with your goal! Thanks a lot for the previous comments, I appreciate them. You’re Not Alone -Let’s Look Amazing and Feel Fabulous
I posted this before but have added a new verse so check it out if you need a smile today! Good luck everyone with your goal! Thanks a lot for the previous comments, I appreciate them.
You’re Not Alone -Let’s Look Amazing and Feel Fabulous
All I want is to look and feel better
But it’s harder than it sounds to do
There are so many temptations around me
And lattes are my favourite brew.
I have an urge to kick back on the sofa
Eat a bag of dill chips, the whole sack
Maybe there are really no calories at all
If no one sees me indulge in my snack.
I’ve tried diet pills and the powders
The shakes and weighing food on a scale
I’ve been stopped up and starving so often
Then frustrated because I ultimately fail.
Valentine’s Day is approaching
My lovers won’t be dining with me
Pizza, cheesecake and brownies
They’re not dark green and calorie free.
Do you think I’d get arrested for loitering
If I pressed my nose to the glass
Of a fast food joint or a bakery
To get a whiff and gawk as I pass?
I wonder if they know they’re lucky
When I see people chowing down
On a burger and fries and a milkshake
While I’m drooling and staring with a frown.
I was beginning to think I should give up
Maybe gaining weight back is a sign
Maybe I’m doomed to be pleasingly plump
And never again wear size nine.
Then out of the blue on “The Doctors”
I saw a show about a book wrapped in pink
They hosted Doctors Phil and Moreno
And I ordered Dr. Mike’s book on their link.
No pills, no powders, no weighing portions
No starving throughout the day
No monotonous repetition for weeks
It’s simple and easy, I’m grateful to say.
Here’s a tip, buy from the perimeter
And less from a store’s central aisles
The food around the edge is healthier
You’ll exit the loo with satisfied smiles.
This diet sure does make me tinkle
But I guess its flushing out toxins galore
My organs must be wearing life vests and grinning
‘Cause they’re not dehydrated, not anymore.
My love-hate relationship with my body
Is an ongoing thing to be sure
But with the “17 Day Diet”, I’m optimistic
“The Doctors” may have found me a cure!
So I thought I’d share my story
You’re not alone; I hope you all reach your goal
It’ll be great to improve our overall health
We’ll look amazing and feel fabulous as a whole!