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WOMAN DRIVERS

 A Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of seconds! and when i looked back she was halfway over in my lane. Still working on that makeup. As a man, i don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs! Splashed and Burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call....................DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS.

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My 18 year old son thinks you are hilarious!  Keep em comin'!

LOL oh my god.  I loved it.  Thanks for the laugh.

 

Take care,

Lynn

lmao!!! =0 Thats funny and true

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