The Orgasm Buffet
The Orgasm Buffet
Prepare these delectable dishes to enhance your sex drive!
Bursting with savory, libido-enhancing ingredients, the sexy sauté will stimulate circulation, reduce cholesterol and arouse the senses.
• 2 tbsp vegetable oil
• 2-3 tbsp truffle oil
• ½ lb boneless top sirloin steak, thinly sliced
• 1 cup sliced onion
• 2 tbsp minced garlic
• 12 oz bag snow peas
• 8 oz pack sliced mushrooms
• 6 Roma tomatoes, quartered
• 2 tsp Asian sauce of your choice
• ½ tsp red pepper flakes
• ¼ tsp cayenne
In a large skillet, heat oil over high heat. Add beef and stir fry for about 3 minutes. Remove beef to a plate. In the same pan, sautee the onion and garlic until the onion is translucent. Add snow peas, Asian sauce and mushrooms and stir-fry for about 3-4 minutes. Add tomatoes and stir for another minute or two. Return the beef to the pan, and add the red pepper flakes and cayenne to mix. Transfer the stir-fry to a platter and drizzle with the truffle oil. Mix and serve.
Onions: Onions increase libido and strengthen the reproductive organs. White onions are recommended over the red and yellow varieties for enhancing sex drive.
Garlic: Garlic is known to significantly improve blood circulation and stimulate the production of nitric oxide synthase, an enzyme associated with the male erection.
Truffle Oil: This seasoning may be used as an aphrodisiac to seduce your sense of smell. But a little goes a long way, so experiment by drizzling a small amount onto your favorite dishes.
Tomatoes: Eating tomatoes is known to aid in sexual performance by calming pre-sex nerves and improving muscle control. Tomatoes also contain nigh concentrations of lycopene, which promotes soft, smooth skin.
Mushrooms: Shitake mushrooms have been shown to reduce cholesterol, prevent infection and ward off cancer.
Cayenne Pepper: This hot pepper is high in vitamin C, which stimulates circulation and gets your heart pumping — similar to the physical responses during sexual activity.
Chili Peppers: Full of capsaicin, chili peppers increase heart rate and blood circulation, also similar to physical sexual responses.
This baked entrée is filled with ingredients that promote blood circulation and boost serotonin before heading to the bedroom.
• 5-6 New potatoes, red or white medium size, par boiled and sliced
• 1 quart shucked oysters
• 4 tbsp butter
• 2 tsp diced garlic
• 1 cup cream
• ½ cup fresh grated parmesan cheese, plus 2 tbsp
• ½ cup dry bread crumbs
• Salt and pepper
• Fresh thyme, chopped
Preheat oven to 350 and butter a 9" x 13" casserole pan.
Layer sliced new potatoes in the bottom of the pan and season with salt and pepper. Melt 2 tbsp butter in sauté pan and add garlic. Cook 2-3 minutes, then pour over the potatoes. Layer the oysters on top of the potatoes. Mix cream with parmesan and fresh thyme. Season with a pinch of salt and pepper and pour over oysters. Sprinkle with additional parmesan and bread crumbs
Bake for 35-40 minutes or until lightly browned.
Potatoes: Potatoes have the same affect on the body as chocolate; they increase serotonin levels, which increases pleasure. Throughout history, potatoes have been considered an aphrodisiac. They also contain complex carbohydrates, which are a great source of energy.
Oysters: Romans documented oysters as aphrodisiacs in the second century A.D. They are known to be high in zinc, which is associated with increasing sexual potency in men. Recently, mussels, clams and oysters have been found to contain D-aspartic acid and NMDA (N-methyl-D-aspartate) compounds that may be effective in releasing sex hormones like testosterone and estrogen.
Basil: Basil is one of the many aphrodisiacs that promote circulation, and its aroma is known to arouse males.
Wash it all down with this fruity antioxidant-packed infusion. Garnish with mint to activate the erotic part of your brain!
• 4 passion fruit
• 12 oz strawberry juice
• 4 oz pomegranate juice
• Mint and whole strawberries for garnish
Frisky Fruit Salad
Add some sizzle to your sweets with this libido-boosting dessert.
• 2 mangos, cubed
• 2 papayas, cubed
• 2 bananas, sliced thickly
• 2 ripe pears, cubed
• 2 cups stemmed green and red grapes combined
• 2 pints raspberries
• 2 oranges, separated into segments
• 1 pint sliced strawberries
• Chocolate sauce
Gently mix all fruit except raspberries in a large bowl. Arrange raspberries then drizzle honey and chocolate on top.
Bananas: This fruit is high in potassium, which is necessary for sex hormone production.
Papaya: Papaya contains estrogen, which increases the female libido.
Chocolate: Contains high amounts of phenethylamine, which increases serotonin levels to boost your mood.
Honey: Rich in B vitamins, which are needed for testosterone production, as well as boron, which helps the body process estrogen.
Most importantly, remember that these foods are merely suggestions. Experiment with the foods in your home and use the aphrodisiac that works best for you and your partner.